Does a lead foot count as a bionic implant? I've run into two speeding tickets this past month, which is atypical for me. In my entire life, I've only received one other speeding ticket and that was years ago. I'm not sure why I've recently decided to embody a Sammy Hagar song, but I've got to take it easy, as three speeding tickets in an eighteen month period is a big no-no and can zap your driver's license.
So now I'm driving in a slow, stressed, overly paranoid fashion. Which is maybe how we're ideally supposed to drive. In the past, I've just tried to be alert to my surroundings and to stay with the flow of traffic, but now if someone's five or ten miles over the limit I won't keep pace with them.
Star Trek style transporters are sounding pretty good these days. In the meantime, it looks like traffic school for me.